Jim Gandolfo


Also know as Jim the Animated One or the Saltatious One


Original member of IAS-1983

Favorite foods cannoli & pasta (try it, you'll like it!!), beer
Favorite snacks beer
Favorite music rock, jazz, classical, rhythm & blues, NO RAP, beer
Favorite people talent scouts, eccentrics who hand out money, people who work for "The Simpsons", employees of the secret organization to spread misinformation about the Republican Party, cannoli makers, people who make beer
Favorite TV shows "The Simpsons", "X-Files", "Sportscenter", "The Making of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue", "Bob Vila's How to Make Beer at Home and Hide it From your Family Christmas Special with Extra-Special guest Bud "Hopps" Barley".
Least Favorite Things The Dallas Cowboys, Chicago Bulls, Harry Caray, Eccentric, mentally disturbed women who constantly attend troupe shows, politically-insane college students.

Things Jim loves...The NY Mets, the Green Bay Packers, the NY Knicks, the NY Rangers, my troupers, oh yeah...my family, children, car, children, wife, car...performing....ON STAGE...lingerie, cannoli.......beer

Flavor of the Month:Beer Booberry Surprise
Day of the Month:Halloween
Month of the Month:May
Time of the Month:Biologically impossible
Word of the Month:Arouse
Quote of the Month:"If you sleep on eggs, the chickens will find you."
PLEASE NOTE!!!! This is a DISCLAIMER!!!! Not only did Jim almost write most of it, but he barely remembers muttering anything past..."Why did you take my pants?......"

So, should the reader choose to believe any of this....PLEASE DON'T READ THIS WITH ANYONE UNDER THE AGE OF 32, waist 34, height 6' and ANY... Dr. Seuss books in the room....OK...now that we agree that trying to read this is not only detrimental to your gen--ahtlea...and any open sores you may have at this time....you WILL BE COMPELLED to run out into the street, ripping your blouse off as you pass the neighbors, screaming, "OH AUNTIE!! I DIDN'T MEAN TO MISPLACE YOUR IMPLANTS!!!"

PLEASE NOTE AGAIN!!! You MUST take the previous warning seriously, as we have already been contacted by Sisters of the Moth-Eaten Brassieres, the Daughters of the Congo Uprising of 1927 and Daphne's mother, Sissy, who swears the implants are hers.

Is there a lesson in this? Yes, of course. Do we know it?? No, of course not. But, we hope to have the results back in plenty of time for the sonogram. Take her away...Heintz!
You can email Jim at the troupe! or fill up his hard drive at home!

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