John didn't provide us with any bio information, so here's what we know about him:
John is fond of baseball. So fond, he has restraining orders from 5 major teams and 2 high schools, for doing unofficial "cup checks."
John lives in the shadow of his much younger, more talented, better looking, slimmer, smarter, more lovable, perfect, suave, better educated, stronger, more charismatic, wittier, not-as-oafish brother Pat.
John has been involved in many community theater productions, and some day hopes to appear on stage instead of just being known as the best fluffer in town
John is currently not incarcerated (last we checked.)
John spends hours on his cel phones pretending to sell real-estate---we know he really works for 1-800-GAYSEXTALK.
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