Kevin "Goatboy" Kick has been a member of the Troupe since 1999, when he was relocated to Erie under the Witless Protection Program. Seen here in his business attire, Kevin spends most of his days under a heat lamp to "ward off the evil spirits". The result of this intense heating experience, along with the fact that he actually has hooves instead of feet, earned him the nickname "Goatboy" (though Kevin prefers "Goatman") and led to a recurring role on Xena: Warrior Princess. None of his appearances ever actually made it on TV though as each time the camera came to him he was humping Xena's leg. (If you watch the reruns closely whenever they have a close-up shot of Xena you can see the top of Kevin's head)
Kevin knew at an early age that he wanted to do comedy when his first date with a "real" girl resulted in hysterical laughter. This was soon followed by another date in which Kevin talked the girl into "playing doctor". Kevin proceeded to remove the girls tonsils and spent the next 5 years in court fighting a malpractice suit. He eventually won the case but is forbidden to "play doctor" in any state except New Hampshire.
Kevin's hobbies include pirating cable TV, reading Penthouse letters to under privileged children, and counting the hairs on his chest.
When asked what he enjoys most about working with In All Seriousness, Kevin replied "I am not a Goatboy! I am Goatman!".
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