Steve, also known as Steve, is cursed to living life as a half shadow-man after being cursed by a renegade Gypsy Queen when he accidentally impregnated her donkey. As the picture above shows, half of Steve's body is in continuous darkness, which makes wearing sun glasses damn near impossible.
Steve is often confused with Bill Gates. They both have billions of dollars (though Steve's is made up of Monopoly money he's stolen from small children), they both know a lot about computers (well, Steve knows how to turn it off and on), and they both have a single syllable first name.
Steve (AKA Steve) has been a member of the Troupe since 1989, when he left the ministry after realizing he didn't really like wafers. He soon became an expert at Improv but found his true passion was doing the specialty shows.
Steve's hobbies include wallpapering public bathrooms, playing Scrabble naked (by himself), and watching the prices drop at Wal-Mart.
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