![[Whatta Wedding! You are cordially invited to join...]](wed1.gif)
Gus Whatta (clueless, couldn't get a date on a calendar but is bowled over by)
and
Mary Fermoney (the tramp, who is 9 months pregnant by the Best Man)
and their extended families (your worst nightmare)
as they pledge themselves in Holy Matrimony (Holy Cow!)
Reception begins at 6:30, Hilarity at 6:31.
Join us for a "traditional" wedding reception---like you've never seen it done before! Our wild characters romp through the evening complete with reception line, toasts, throwing of the garter & bouquet, bridal dances, group dances, and a surprise ending that will make this the most memorable marriage you've ever attended--- if we can keep the mother's-in-law from brawling, if we can keep Great-Grandma sober, if the Father of the Bride ever shows up, if the DJ doesn't walk out, if Gus doesn't wise up, and if the baby isn't due...
Please-no presents but your presence!
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